thejarofsparklydirt:

joshoctwolves:

thesighmeeein:

cumber-hiddles:

oh my god. now i can die in peace!

holy shit

welp

You solved Inception, bless you, sweet human being.

THIS is why I love Tumblr.

dontworrybekarl:

best office moment ever hands down

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

empty-heart-complex-mind:

Andrew Abshere, Refinery29 director of product management, as Ms. Clavel

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

yes!

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The teacher is in. Time to learn some math to 8 graders. #teacher #match #tiredasfuck #nosleep (Taken with Instagram)

I call it the fitness shelf! #workout #stronger #football #2013season (Taken with Instagram)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

WAT

my brain

….ow

I love paradoxes

wow, exactly how many loops are in this one? like four?

So he met himself, got himself pregnant, birthed himself and then kidnapped himself and met with himself. Ha.

my braaaaaaain

eVERY CHARACTER IN THIS STORY IS THE SAME DAMN PERSON WOAH

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michelleforsure:

Fuck me?

Okey

sexxxyphonegirls:

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